I Avoid Shit Because My Temper Can Go From 0 To Life In Prison In 2 Seconds Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Keep it real and keep it moving. This bold statement tee says exactly what needs to be said — no filter, no apologies.
- Eye-catching graphic with premium denim-style typography
- Perfect for those who know their worth and protect their peace
- Unisex fit — great for everyday wear
- Soft, comfortable fabric that holds up wash after wash
Wear your truth. Order yours today.
Product Type: T-Shirt
Theme/Features: Bold, tongue-in-cheek temperament graphic; streetwear-inspired illustration; blue-and-neutral color palette; durable DTG/DTF printing
Target Audience: Folks with dry or sarcastic humor, fans of urban/street style, people who enjoy novelty graphic tees
Occasions: Casual hangouts, game nights, low-key outings, informal gatherings, everyday wear
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphic for vibrant, durable colors (including sleeve/neck label options)
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors